post your fave Chapelle Show quotes

I'm not sure if this has been done yet on JDMC, but like the title states, post up your favorite quotes from Dave Chapelle. just limit to one quote per turn. i'll get this party started

"breast milk, you made my day-ay"

:roflmao:

 

omg i own season 1,2, and the lost episodes haha

"Tiger Woods is now happy to be 100% black but news is in, he just lost all of his endorsements... Nike, Wheaties, the whole shabangabang, tought break nigga, theres always Fubu"

 

Dave's son: "I told you dad, Nick Cannon's hilarious."
Dave: "Man, fuck you son!"

 

(World Series of Dice) Grits n' Gravy:

Q:What will you do if you win the money?
A:"Buy my momma a car.....Spend the rest on....PCP..."

 

My favorite one is the MTV Cribs episdoes.

"See this chandelier? It's over 2 million dollars. It's made from expensive chicken dinners I've eaten over the years."

"This is the most ballinest shit ever!!!"

 

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: that episode was great, especially with the T-Rex eggs, and sprinkling diamonds on everything so they poop out diamonds. lol, ballah!

 

"i don't know if i told you all this, i smoke rocks"

 

"For my shoe line I took out the middle man... I GOT MY VERY OWN SWEATSHOP!"

 

:roflmao: :roflmao:

 

"i plead the fif...F I F, fiiiiiif"

 

Charlie Murphy: "He used call my brother and I darkness, this is BEFORE Wesley Snipes"

 

"I'm just a nigga that likes big titties!"

 

"what did the five fingers say to the face? ssssllAPPPP!!"

 

"What your steppin' on is a ma-ble foyer. 'Was cut out of...none other...than space mountain. Very rare."

"Like this coat...? ...White Panda...HulK Hogan choked one out in China for my birthday. It's reverseable. This side is bald eagle."

"Now, it's time to see my shoe collection. You know ballers love nice shoes. Everybody's got their dunk, their Jordans, whatever it is that they're wearing. But see, I like to cut the middleman. Fuck shoe closets. I got my own sweatshop...nigga god damn! I got these bitches workin' 16 hours straight."

Be quiet! "Cribs" won't help you.

Now, shut up, or I'll burn...

your feet!

[Woman: OHHH!]

Chapelle: *SSS* "YOUR FEET"

 

tron.. "nah, i bought this baby straight cash!!"