Funniest tip anyone has ever given you in life

Lets hear the funniest tips people have given you throughout life!!!!!!!!!

 

I remember my dad telling me when I was 12 to marry a rich women. I look back on it and am like maybe thats not a bad idea, my gf is pretty loaded...

 

umm... Alot of girls have told me to go in slow...

 

the funniest tip anyone's ever told me...well, let's see...my recruiter telling me "join the air force"...no wait, i can one up myself...the best part is when he said "join the security forces career field, it's an awesome job, you won't regret it" , because everyday of my life for the past four years has been a joke. it wasn't till after bootcamp that i realized what i had done, and by then i was too far in to turn back. it's not too bad though i guess. at least i make a decent steady paycheck, and the military already paid me to live in Japan for 2 1/2 years. good times!lol.

 

Mine was this: "Always hug the Hawaiin kids, they are special!"

 

Hahahahaha :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

 

don't step in the same pile of shit twice...

really good advice to

 

i almost got pissed until i saw that you said Hawaiin kids, rather than Hawaiian kids...it was then I realized you were insulting a different group of people :thumbup:

 

im confused...maybe its cuz im tired...i dont see a difference

 

wrestling coach in highschool told me "dont piss down my back and tell its raining". if that can be considered advice. my dad told me once: "dont be stupid".

 

someone once told me " fat chicks are harder to kidnap"........ think about it