F**k you Connie tha Crackhead

okay, well me, mike [ek hatchback] and a shaun [ya'll wouldn't know him] with his girl were hanging out at mike's marina in his camper getting our drink on [mmm Mickey's Malt Beer] when we decide to let shaun and his girl have some "privacy" [he's been locked up for the past three months, so yeah ] so me and mike decide to walk [in the rain might i add] to the marithon station a few blocks away for some chips and snacks. we're a little... uh... drunk at this time so we're laughing and dodging puddles all the way. so we get to the gas station and are greated by the clerk, who's name is Connie...

Connie "how ya'll doing?"
Mike "Fine."
Connie "fine? that's it? ya'll should be great it's friday!"

keep in mind this was last night, which was saturday

Mike to me "is it friday?"
Me to Mike "yeah, just go with it"

so we get our food and go to pay

Connie "this it for you?"
Me "yeah"
Connie "that last guy robbed me, gave me a canadian quarter. We don't take that here. you're total is $5.12"
Me "yeah"
Connie "you ain't gonna try and rob me are you? i bet i can take ya"
Mike "yeah"
Me "thanks buddie, i know i'm not backing you up ever"
Connie "yeah he won't help ya when you're getting beat up by a girl. i grew up with 6 brothers i thought i was a boy untill the age of 10."
Me and Mike *blank look*
Connie "then my mom started to ponytail me to death, looked happy after that, head always pulled back *demonstrates with hands*"
Me "uh huh"
Connie "you ain't gona pay me in quarters are ya?"
Me "yeah, a thousand quarters"
Connie "you'll do that and i'll have to jump the counter on ya"
Me "uh huh"

so we pay and leave laughing all the way at what a crackhead she was.

later, after finishing all the beer we had, all of us decided [after shaun had his release ] to go and pay connie the crackhead a visite to get more beer. well we are walking in the rain again to go to the gas station and we notice that the station is closed. so we get pissed and start yelling out "FUCK YOU CONNIE THE CHACKHEAD"

oh man being drunk is fun:cheers:

btw we did find more beer, at another gas station

 

Classic Lines

Classic Lines... :spitdrink:

She Probally could take you both On... :chair:

 

Yeah... You were pretty fucked up.

And that chick kept flirting with me right in front of her guy.

She should have brought slutty friends... Next time.

Oh yeah!

Peter almost "drifted" his car into the lake.

He over spun on a turn and lost it.

What a Tool.

 

hey i made it the first time... second was "over rotation due to beer"

 

LMFAO ROFL: "FUCK YOU CONNIE THE CRACKHEAD" good shit man i laughed so hard when i read this

 

peter thats some funny shit...... crackhead r great :spitdrink:

 

Hahaha damn you guys should have got that on video!

 

there's always next time